MJ's Available, Guys!

After her marriage to Peter Parker was magically undone last week--literally by supernatural forces--Mary Jane Watson was seen leaving a surprise party* miserable and alone.


Why the long face? Maybe it had something to do with Peter hitting on a potential new love interest a mere seven pages after regaining his bachelor status.

Hours later, a search of The New York Times' personals yielded this ad:


* A party thrown for friend Harry Osborn, who was returned from the dead as part of a package deal with the devil. Confused? Welcome to the shared nightmare of tens of thousands of outraged Marvel Comics fans.