What is Matt Damon doing on the Interweb in this scene?
A. Blogging about the hurtful laughs he got in The Bourne Identity when his character intentionally plunged several stories off a landing, used a bad guy as a mattress, and walked away without a severe spinal injury.
B. Googling the phrases "government conspiracy," "on the run with a babe," and "chasing assassins on foreign rooftops," in order to determine the difference between all three Bourne plots.
C. Checking IMDB to see if that was Brian Cox or Albert Finney, 'cuz he was a little confused.
Please submit your own fourth question in the comments.
* Not because Netflix didn't have it in stock--we all know that never happens--but because I add movies that haven't been produced yet. I've got hacking skillz. Next on my list: Spider-Man Returns (with Emile Hirsch as Peter Parker) and Justice League of America, Part Deux.
3 comments:
He's already killed a guy with the aid of a magazine (Bourne Supremacy) and a book (Ultimatum), so maybe he's figuring out how to do the same with a blog or news site.
Take it back, Eric. Take back that slander you made against the great Brian Cox. And Albert Finney.
Wait... which one was in this movie? Never mind.
He was reading The Idea of Progress.
Duh.
Bourne was my avatar a few months ago... maybe I need to go abck to that look...
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