"Musician" John Mayer thinks Dallas Cowboy fans need to stop hating on ex-girlfriend Jessica Simpson for "jinxing" their quarterback.Essentially, he's condemning superstitious sports fans (which amounts to a majority of them), and he almost takes the bold stand that there's no such thing as curses in the first place.
He points out that angry fans could negatively impact her love of Texas with their bitching, and That's A Bad Thing because her home state defines her as an individual.
Mayer is exercising the same logic--and futility--as condemning the White Witch for wanting the Jesus lion dead even though he loves the kingdom of Narnia. You're hurting Aslan's feelings, you old mean witch! Quit it! Narnia is all he's got!
Shut the hell up, Mayer. Don't defend an ex. What kind of man are you?
You tool.
4 comments:
Why do we even care what Mayer has to say about this?
And secondly, see number one.
Ex: As the tag says, it's a filler. Plus I got to create a "John Mayer is a tool" tag.
Also, be sure to check out the blog entry where Mayer attempts to deconstruct the word "Douchebag," thereby cementing his status as a douchebag forever.
And that blog entry would be here.
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