11.05.2008

November's Most Intriguing Headline So Far

Patrick Swayze unhurt in Berwyn police hazmat scare

Yeah, you almost don't want to click the link and read more, because your imagination conjures so many possibilities.

In fact, I urge you not to read any further. It'll be a guaranteed letdown.

Instead, write your own movie treatment featuring Mr. Swayze, a hazardous materials emergency, dancing, and an antagonist's throat ripped out by hand.

Post your ideas for our cinematic hero's name in the comments. It'll be fun.

2 comments:

McGone said...

Swayze plays Lance Brickyard, Chicago's number one news reporter who gets his story every time. But what happens when a eco-terrorist targets Chicago and the dance competition being planned to raise awareness for the city's plan to go Green? To get the news, Brickyard has to go undercover and risk becoming the news!

Patrick Swayze stars in "Dance the Fright Away!" Christmas 2009 everywhere.

Rider said...

McGone: It sounds like you've had this treatment in a drawer, ready to go, for years. I want 117 fully scripted pages on my desk by Monday. I'll throw in a call to the Weinsteins tomorrow.