...America has felt like the muted, hazy, "before" image in those allergy commercials.
Barack Obama just peeled away the offending crap from our nation's collective vision, and we can see clearly again.
Things already feel better, don't they?
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"I can ride my bike again!"
Oh, wait, that was the "After" portion of Krusty the Clown's hemorrhoid commercial. Ah, you know what? It works in the instance too.
Burn that seat.
Right on, Rider. Tell it like it is!!
Sorry, but I just had to post the Urban Dictionary word of the day for today:
November 06: Election erection
eÅlecÅtion eÅrecÅtion --lk'shYn --rk'shYn
-noun
1. the general euphoria experienced when your candidate of choice wins by a landslide.
2. the sexual arousal and excitement caused by same.
"Dude, when I saw the final tally of votes on Nov. 4, I got a total election erection!"
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