From how he really feels about his blog partner Fernando, to how he was once so infuriated by a bobble-headed boss* he called his coworkers "fucktards" to their faces, I've got almost everything I need to start work on his unauthorized biography.
Check out the sheer number of emails we've exchanged over the years.
All I need is an interview with The Girl and I've got the makings of a best-seller.
* Actual nickname: The Baroness Magpie von Retardenhauer. A woman who instilled such venom in McGone (and others) that he had to restrain the urge to "rip off her arms just so [he] would have something to beat her into a coma with."
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I'm McGoing to talk to my McAttorneys.
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