77 pages.The current issue of Entertainment Weakly devoted 77 fucking pages to Sex in the City.*
Didn't that show go away twelve years ago? Does anyone still care about Sarah Jessica Parker and her coven of horny, aging harpies?**
There wasn't enough regular content for even one bathroom reading session. Now I have to stay informed on actual world events and settle for Newsweek.
* That's right, I used the F word today. That's how pissed I am.
** Or HAHs, as I shall refer to them henceforth.
2 comments:
Thaaaaat's why I haven't renewed yet. Thank god I dodged that Cosmo-drinking paper bullet.
Could you forward that issue to me? ;)
I guess I'm a horny, aging harpy. *sigh* I do feel old.
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