3.15.2008

Horton Is Eight Years Too Late


Let me get this straight: in Horton Hears a Who!, Jim Carrey provides the voice of a savior elephant who protects the tiny Seussian town of Whoville from impending danger.

But where was Horton in 2000 and 2003 when he should have been there to save the Whos and all of Theodor Geisel's magical creations from himself and Mike Myers?


It's a miracle this movie got made at all following those criminal offenses against perfect childhood memories.

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