2.21.2008

Unanswered Questions from Lost 4.4

Cuse and Lindelof lobbed us a softball with the whole Kate's son reveal, but we got so much more to make up for it: Locke giving Ben the satisfaction of knowing he crawled under his skin for the umpteenth time, a clean-shaven Jack committing perjury, VHS movies from 1980 that somehow haven't degraded yet, an Asian man in bondage with an explosive forced in his mouth, and a shame-faced Scooby Doo reference. Plus there's the promise of Jack finding out he's an uncle and being a future jerk about it.

But, oh, the questions, questions, questions.
  • Should Claire let Locke near Aaron when she hears what he uses as a pacifier?
  • How is it that Evangeline Lilly looks less feminine in clean clothes?
  • Will Kate admit to the beachies that she was expelled from the philosopher-king's compound? How many will laugh?
  • Female viewers and fellow bloggers like Marni sigh and moan over love scenes with Sawyer...but have they considered the greasy film he leaves behind? Not to mention the long hairs on the pillows?
  • Why was Locke's solution to running out of eggs to choke his chicken?
  • How much longer until ABC starts marketing Dharma-branded boxed wine and assorted snacks? I picture an entire grocery aisle full of bland, generic packaging. It'll feel like Cub Foods in the mid '90s.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe I missed something, but when did Jack think he may be an uncle?

Rider said...

Slinger: Jack has yet to find that Claire is his sister.

Valerie said...

Sawyer is not greasy...he's sweaty...and hot.

Anonymous said...

OHYEAH! Duh. I failed to open the vault of LOST memories for that one. I totally forgot about his dad being Claire's daddy.

Thanks Rider!