2.07.2008

Unanswered Questions from Lost 4.2

Before they had an end date in sight, the old Lost would've stretched the events of tonight's episode out over three weeks. But in a short 48 minutes we got the backstories of four new interesting characters, a Colonel Kurtz joke, pet polar bear bones, a cowbell, a shooting, a fresh round of Whose Turn Is It To Kick Ben's Ass?, and proof that Mr. Abbadon wasn't a figment of Hurley's imagination.

That's not to say questions weren't left hanging in the air like the bitter stench of sadness wafting off a soundly whipped Mormon presidential candidate.
  • Was Jeff Fahey added to the cast to refuel the old theories that events on the island are happening in a virtual reality?
  • How were the rover operators so sure of the flight number of the sunken plane? Is Oceanic like Qantas and rarely has accidents?
  • How much longer will it be until Jennifer Love Hewitt is featured as Miles Straume's lover in a Very Special Crossover Episode with The Ghost Whisperer?
  • When we finally see Fisher Stevens as George Minkowski, will the producers furnish him with a thick prosthetic for his pencil-neck so he doesn't look like the male equivalent of Giada De Laurentiis? Because a huge head on a thin body is just so distracting...and I miss enough Easter eggs on this show already.

1 comment:

McGone said...

If I may answer the unanswered questions:

1. Funny how excited we all were that Fahey was added to the cast even though his resume isn't stellar stuff. But "Lawnmower Man," "Darkman" and the TV show "The Marshall" was enough to make me welcome him on the island.
Wait, that didn't answer your question... so, "sure."

2. 815 did seem like the "Rock Star" of all plane crashes according to that episode, didn't it? Wait, that wasn't an answer either... um, "yeah."

3. Like Bai Ling wasn't enough to taint the brilliant guest casting legacy of LOST, you dare evoke The Whisperer?

4. I swear to Jebus, if I start thinking about "Short Circuit" the next time I'm watching "Everyday Italian," I will find you and hurt you.

Sorry, I didn't answer anything.

But I loved the Colonel Kurtz shoutout as well.