That's the text message I received from a die-hard Cubs fan when I floated the possibility of Wrigley Field being called something else in the near future (see picture below).
It seems the team's new owner, wee little Sam Zell,* is considering selling off the naming rights of the second oldest ballpark in the country.
A White Sox fan replied to my text with a laugh, having already been through the demolition of old Comiskey Park and its new branding by a mom-and-pop, bodega-sized wireless carrier.
I predict riots and tears on the day the construction crews arrive to swap the signage.
Although born a Sox fan, Rider is known to enjoy a few Bud Lights within the Friendly Confines each season* Known in Hobbiton as Samzell the Moneywise
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* Known in Hobbiton as Samzell the Moneywise
Now that... that is hilarious.
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