'Member Tuesday when we were rockin' the PS3 at your place? Then Slash crawled out of your mouth and took over for you? Not cool, bro. I kinda messed my pants a little and mom was pissed.
Next time that happens I'm out the window. No, seriously, bro. But first I'll slap the top hat off that scary prick's head and swing the controller upside his skull. I don't care what his score was.
Sincerely,
The Best Dual-play Partner You'll Ever Have Unless I Turn Into Eddie Van Halen
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