Our Search For A Band Name, Part 2

Our band is back to voting on potential names.

I'm trying something a little different: picking a news story and coming up with variations on that theme.

A few days ago a Beijing student strolled into a panda cage and was attacked by a bear named Yangyang. It seems he wanted to cuddle the animal but didn't think it would attack. He is recovering in the hospital from multiple bites.

Possible band names:

• The Endanger-ous
• Jumping Fences Towards Furry Doom
• Stupidity Trumps Judgment
• Hugs From Beasts
• Touching Yangyang
• Skidoosh
• Bear Orders In
• You Can't Have My Bamboo!
  
• Black 'n White Blur*
  
• Forever Avoiding Panda Express
  

Please leave your feedback in the comments.

* This would be better if we actually had a black guy in the band; unfortunately we're all pale suburbanoids.

Potential band name: Sarah

Potential band name: "Sarah Going Rogue"

Our Search For A Band Name, Part 1

I'm in a band and we're trying to choose a name that would look good on a flyer.

I'm on acoustic guitar and vocals. The bass player is a guy named "Peely Feet." Another dude named "Golden God" plays guitar and also sings. We have a female drummer named "Meg White Jr." (Names have been changed to protect the unaware.) Here are a few of the names we've come up with so far. My suggestions are in bold.

• Pageant Mom
• Blame It On Aiken
• Vegan Zombies With Bulemia
• BallSack SpeedBag
• Chillaxin' Fetal Pigs
• Olmos and the Pockmarks
• Everyone Is Autistic
  
• I'm A PC And I Sell Feesh
• Angelina's Forgotten Children
• Wee-wees 'n Ginees

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