Showing posts with label hardcore chuck rating. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hardcore chuck rating. Show all posts

2.03.2008

Insultingly Short Review of a TV Series™: Battlestar Galactica


I watched 2003's three-hour miniseries, the 2004 13-episode first season, and the 2005 20-episode second season of the new Battlestar Galactica.*

You should buy it, not just rent it. It was hardcore.

Hardcore rating: 5 out of 5 "Hardcore, Chucks"






Next:
All 144 hours of 24, seasons one through six. Unless I get a job.

* I've been unemployed, remember?

1.17.2008

The Block Becomes a DMZ

DMZ: from Vertigo/DC. Written by Brian Wood, art by Riccardo Burchielli.

Boiled down: Manhattan has become a demilitarized zone following the second Civil War in American history. Insurgent groups and survival rates change from one neighborhood to the next. It's like John Carpenter had a horrifying wet dream. Intern Matty Roth is sent into the DMZ with a Pulitzer Prize-winning jackass to report on conditions inside. Their helicopter goes down in an attack, and Matty finds himself on his own, in an environment he doesn't understand. He becomes the first journalist to file reports on what life is like for the remaining 400,000 citizens who weren't evacuated before the island found itself the epicenter of two warring sides.


The first trade collection* sets up Matty's predicament beautifully. You're thrown into the thick of it with this kid, seeing it all unfold through his eyes in a frightening blur. It's not long before Wood delivers his overriding message and theme of the series: Wake up. Don't believe everything the government tells you about what's going on in a war zone. Matty quickly learns the lay of this new land; such as what happens in a zoo when supplies are cut off (not what you think; Wood's better than that). He also discovers which one item he brought in with him is worth its weight in gold--but only after it's stolen. (I was confused when the perennial bandage--or breathing strip?--above his nose appears between chapters and isn't explained. But Burchielli makes it look cool. That's the important thing.)

The "Body of a Journalist" arc digs into the way reporters are used as tools by both insurgents and the government. Matty's eyes are opened to the way he's being played, and he spirals into paranoia, especially after the leader of an insurgent group reveals a shocking secret. And Matty gets a girlfriend. (But she's from Canada. You wouldn't know her.) A nice backup feature in this collection: a guided tour of New York. Wood digs into the cultures, neighborhoods, and people of a city that's as much a character as Matty himself.

"Public Works" has our hero going undercover to expose a corrupt, Halliburton-like corporation's shady business practices in wartime. This is the most complex and satisfying arc of the three trades I've read. Matty's commitment to uncovering the truth is tested to the extreme, and his courage shines. By the end I found myself admiring this character's determination and guile. I also wondered if there are there any real reporters like Matty Roth still around.

Final word: Intelligent, thought-provoking writing with gritty illustrations you owe it to yourself to read. Wake the hell up.

Hardcore rating: 5 out of 5 "Hardcore, Chucks"




* Note Brian Wood's autograph below the "D" in the title. He signed it for me even though I approached him at a convention and called him by the wrong name. I'm a fucking idiot. FYI.

11.27.2007

A Coward Takes Refuge on The Block

Criminal: Coward: from Icon/Marvel. Written by Ed Brubaker, art by Sean Phillips.


Baggage going in: I've been a fan of writer Ed Brubaker for a while--15 years, to be exact, ever since reading his serialized "An Accidental Death" story. The man is at his best when writing about the dark side of human nature. I also enjoy what he's been doing on Captain America (he was the guy who killed him off) and The Immortal Iron Fist. I don't purchase a lot of crime comics, however, because they rarely hold my attention.


You know you're reading the right comic when: The main character, Leo, starts planning a diamond heist with a pair of crooked cops. You get an idea of how canny this dude really is, and you begin to root for a career criminal who lives by his own set of rules.


I have ADD--boil it down™: A meticulous professional and his motley crew are recruited for a score on a police evidence van that escalates into something more dangerous than they bargained for...the characters are beautifully written and you care about every flawed one of them, especially the junkie/mentor Ivan...Sean Phillips' art is raw and bold and perfect for this story...the "Franz Kafka, Private Eye" comic strip felt unnecessary...this is not a feel-good story for readers who want a "freeze frame as they laugh" ending--this is about damaged souls from south of the law who know where they're headed...if it was a movie it would've been directed by John Frankenheimer or William Friedkin.


Final word: Pure, uncut crime comic smack you'll want to shoot up with a rusty syringe.

Hardcore rating: 4 out of 5 "Hardcore, Chucks"

11.21.2007

The Block is Engulfed by The Mist

The Mist: Written and directed by Frank Darabont, based on the novella by Stephen King.


Baggage going in:
I read the original story back in 1985 when it was part of the Skeleton Crew collection, and a year later I purchased the 3-D audiobook version on cassette (which remains a mind-blowing experience). It is one of my top ten favorite King stories. When I heard Darabont was going to helm the big-screen adaptation I broke down into tears and wee-wee'd in my boxers.

You know you're in the right movie when:
The stockroom scene cements its faithfulness to the source material by recreating even the bursting bag of dog food...but the suckers on the tentacles have now been upgraded to long, black spikes. Don't stand near the door, Norm!

I have ADD--boil it down™: A mysterious mist harboring bloodthirsty creatures rolls over Castle Rock, Maine, and a melting pot of townspeople are trapped in a grocery store...Thomas Jane becomes every character he plays, and he's unrecognizable at first...the subtext during the "consequences of ruling through fear" conversation made me want to stand and applaud...you may want to smack Marcia Gay Harden in real life because of her perfect Mrs. Carmody (but don't)...I was disappointed by no King cameo...CG was top-notch...Toby Jones as "Ollie" deserves to be the next big action hero...make sure your date doesn't eat popcorn with too much butter on an empty stomach like mine did.

Final word: D
arabont takes you farther into the mist than even King did--and ultimately schools him in the ways of raw horror.

Hardcore rating:
4 out of 5 "Hardcore, Chucks"