MMS Vs. SMS Blogging

Stephanie checking in with an experiment in posting longer blogs from my Chocolate. SMS limits you to 160 characters but when you type an MMS it seems to let you do more. I will keep typing till it cuts me off. Later on I will watch The Strangers on DVD and see if it's as scary as my friends lead me to believe. Wow. I'm def past the 160 characters mark and still going. I hear Downmind is playing in Joliet later this weekend. I should see them but fundage is short. Is it payday tomorrow? I can't remember. I'm realizing now that as I'm typing I have a 1000 character limit in a picture message like this. Who needs a BlackBerry? Michelle is asking me if I'm writing a novel and how is this phone letting me text so long, so I'm explaining MMS. I haven't told her or Tom about my blog(s) though, so even though I could text more here I better stop before they check to see what I'm up to.

Update: This wasn't supposed to be published. It was more of an experiment, but I didn't check the correct box under the email settings in Blogger. Doy! Then readers started commenting, so I guess I'll leave this post up.

You're Not Funny, Clown

I'm stuck working tonight. I have just enough time on this break to send a quick MMS warning: I started my shift at 4:00, and 3 Jokers have already asked if I wanted to help make their pencils disappear. I start pouring hazelnut blend on the next clown's lap. And yes, I'm serious.

What Larry King Looks Like

Larry King looks like Gollum with suspenders, except his breath is eerily visible. Anyone see that interview? At one point he called McCain "Déagol" and devoured a fish on camera.

Text About Country Music

My tolerance for listening to country music is akin to my craving for bananas: once a year if at all

Potential band name: Sarah

Potential band name: "Sarah Going Rogue"

Word of the day: "abysmal"

Word of the day: "abysmal" - as in "the cafe served an abysmal cheeseburger that tasted like a sock off hurley's foot"